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Jeff Bezos. The man. The legend. The Mr. Proper-looking-like tycoon who has raised a question legitimate enough to wonder about: Jeff Bezos with hair… What would he look like?
And also: why hasn’t the richest man in the world gotten a hair transplant?
Isn’t that the definite proof that hair transplantation is a hoax? Bezos, who wants to start a business sending commercial flights to the moon, can’t even get his hair back? It can’t be possible. Hair transplantation seems to have worked pretty well for Elon Musk…! So then, why, Jeff, why!?
Why Is Jeff Bezos Bald?
To be sure, we don’t even know the causes of Jeff Bezos hair loss! It might be due to genetics, or it could be the result of a very stressful professional life running Amazon. Or a combination of both, most probably.
Whatever the case, we know that hair transplantation did not properly start until the 80s and 90s, only seeing formidable results by the late 90s. But Bezos had already lost a substantial amount of his hair by that time, even in his donor area (that is, generally, the back and the sides of the head, the parts from which hair follicles are extracted to implant on the scalp).
Why Jeff Bezos Didn’t Get a Hair Transplant?
That is probably why his hair transplant never happened… because there weren’t enough follicles on his head to operate a proper transplant at the time. Amongst other things.
It is easy to guess how hard it would be for any surgeon to give Jeff the desired density of hair, unless this overly-busy hyperactive genius was ready to go through several hair transplant operations.
Imagine the trichologist? ’Mr. Bezos, would you please stop answering calls and moving? I’m trying to extract 3000 follicles from your head!’’
Can We See Jeff Bezos With Hair Again?
Right now, only on the internet! And you will have so much fun watching people’s illustrations of Jeff Bezos with hair!
Jokes aside, in the last two decades, the perfectioning of techniques, combined with new technologies and medical advances have allowed surgeons to return the bright splendor of youth even to the most hopeless cases. And by the bright splendor of youth, we mean a full head of hair like the Metro Goldwyn Mayer lion.
Right now, the best option for Mr. Bezos would be to take a plane to Istanbul, to enjoy a nice dinner of Anatolian wine and meze overlooking the Bosphorus, before heading to his 5-star hotel in the city center. The day after, he would get up and ready for his meeting with our beloved surgeon.
The same procedure hundreds of our prior clients have gone through. They arrive in Istanbul without any density over their head, and get back home with what would soon become a full oriental-carpet-like bush.
What Can be Done for His Hair?
Here is a brief explanation of the two main surgeries Bezos could go through in order to get back his hair. Lets see which method is the best for him:
Based on research by ISHRS, over 90% of hair transplant surgeons worldwide prefer FUE because it does not involve stitches and it does not leave a linear scar.
FUE (Follicular Unit Extraction) is one of the most performed hair transplant techniques. It does not require a strip of donor tissue to be taken from the donor area, as each follicular unit is extracted one by one directly from the scalp. Jeff Bezos is bald, but he can use body hair for follicle donation. With the use of a micro-punch, the follicles are moved to the hair loss parts of the scalp, called the recipient areas.
In this particular case, the FUE method can be a good option due to the maximum number of grafts it allows.
Direct Hair Implantation (DHI) is one of the newest hair transplantation techniques performed with a special DHI Pen, also called DHI Implanter, or CHOI Pen. There is no need for canal opening because the extracted grafts are directly implanted into the recipient area. This way, Jeff Bezos would have a lesser risk of infection and swelling. A DHI Hair Transplant is performed under local anaesthesia and takes from 6 to 8 hours.
How Would Jeff Bezos’s Hair Look Like If He Gets a Hair Transplant?
Now, does Jeff Bezos even need a hair transplant? Isn’t he already charismatic enough with his bald head? Can he even care about such a thing?
You tell us!
Yes, we KNOW.
The great news is that there is hope for Mr. Bezos, for you, and for any other balding man or woman seeing the signs of receding hairline in the world unwilling to let go of his beautiful head of hair!
At MCAN Health we offer hair transplantation services in Istanbul, Turkey, with the latest technologies, lifetime guarantee, and totally affordable prices. Our motto is: Beauty is for Everyone!
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